Can you survive
a day with ohr?

When you open your eyes, you find yourself inside a novel.Lout of Count’s Family.At first, you’re unsure what’s happening. What are you doing here? You’re just a normal reader. The only clue you have is an envelope on the bedside shelf.

Open the envelope?

The letter within the envelope states that you have been tasked to take care of the children of Cale Henituse. How do you interpret this quest?

• I must assassinate them.
• Babysitting time!

You decide that an assassination is probably not what you’re supposed to do. Probably. In any case, it’s already morning, so you head over to pick up the children. You knock on the front door, and the door opens.How will you greet the kids?

• With a friendly smile
• Wave hello
• KNIFE ATTACK! HA!
• With a basket of sweet goodies to share

Raon and Hong happily return your greeting whereas Ohn simply nods. You get the sense that she’s wary of you.The children agree to accompany you for the day. Hans, the butler, tearfully hands you a bag full of things the kids might need.Where will you take the kids?

• To a castle (for looting)
• To the forest for a nice picnic
• To the city proper
• To another continent

Oh no! The children are getting bored! How will you entertain them?

• Start singing or rapping
• Teach them a cool trick
• Let them entertain themselves
• Set something on fire

Thankfully, the kids are amused. Time for lunch! What will you have?

• Let’s skip this meal
• Meat!! And maybe a salad?
• Sandwiches and fruit
• Desserts!! Sugar!!!

After all the playing and eating, the children’s clothes are filthy! You check the bag Hans gave you—maybe there are spare clothes.There are no clothes, but the bag is bursting with gold. That’s right; money can buy anything in this world.What store will you go to?

• A fancy boutique
• A shady booth that claims to sell Cale Henituse’s dirty socks
• A small but cute tailor shop
• Let them stink. Keep the cash.

You check the clock. There’s just enough time for one more activity, and the kids want to visit a friend.Who will you visit?

• Choi Han
• Alver
• Lilly and Bassen
• Lark and the Wolf Tribe Kids

What a wonderful day. It’s always nice to play with friends! You and the children walk hand-in-hand back to their home.You have survived an outing with OHR. Congratulations!You have gained:

Thank you for playing!

Milliseconds after you finish your thought, the letter disintegrates into dust. You turn around in confusion just in time to see platinum gold hair and the most beautiful angry face you’ve ever encountered.REST IN PEACE.

You buffoon. You fool. This is their home territory. A furry red paw smacks you on your forehead.So soft and squishy… yet so poisonous…REST IN PEACE.

You evil kidnapper. Before you can use the teleportation scroll, your vision is covered by fog.Through the fog, you see sad golden eyes.“People… really are cruel,” she says. “But I can be crueler.”Are you proud of yourself? For breaking a young girl’s fragile trust? For forcing her to use violence to protect her siblings?REST IN PEACE.

You teach them the trick where you pretend your thumb has been detached.
“…Hey. Weird human. Did you reattach that with dark mana?”
Raon looks at you with concern.
“What if it falls off again?”You are unable to stop Raon from teleporting you to get treated by the necromancer, Mary. As you sit in the living room eating cookies, you think to yourself that you tried your best.REST IN PEACE (and heal well!)

You shake your head and tell the kids no.Just then, you feel a glare so strong it feels like it is stabbing you. Vicross Molran appears before you, threateningly peeling a cucumber with a comically large knife.…Ah. You may have made a mistake. Children should eat well.REST IN PEACE.

Did you really think you could handle three powerful children on a sugar rush? How arrogant…REST IN PEACE.

The children are offended on behalf of their father and set fire to the booth.Knights are called.You are arrested.REST IN PEACE.